Streetlife Appreciators Gifts

Man texting while walking crashes into a parking meter. Bystander smiles and thinks "LMAO" (laugh my ass off)

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"Balloon animals $5.00"

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

"That's my novel."

What a Dog.

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

Busking Elephant

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

'Don't even think about it.'

'Pension fund performance, please give generously.'

Heard you died

"Bravo! Way to stay relevant, Gary."

'Get out of the way, you drunken mime!'

"Play the old Winston jingle."

Beggar in superhero costume. Sign reads 'Will work for underdogs'.

"50p or I sing that high bit of Bridge over troubled water"

'I like your suit - just what I need when I ask my boss for a raise!'

Great Streets

'At the end of the day, I always feel I could have done less!'

Murals.

'Locally Owned and Operated.'

"Now, do you want to be part of the problem or part of the solution?"

'Can't you see I am having lunch!'

Chugger

"Genuine ASBOs for sale."

'You gotta love a swing state.'

Can't afford to pay my backup singers.

The End Of My Pen's Ink Supply Is Nea

Street boy looking after a horse

The Denouement is Nigh!

"Made ya look!"

Street Entertainer