Streetlife Appreciators Pillows

Man texting while walking crashes into a parking meter. Bystander smiles and thinks "LMAO" (laugh my ass off)

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"Balloon animals $5.00"

"That's my novel."

What a Dog.

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

Busking Elephant

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

'Pension fund performance, please give generously.'

'Don't even think about it.'

"Play the old Winston jingle."

Heard you died

"Bravo! Way to stay relevant, Gary."

'Get out of the way, you drunken mime!'

Beggar in superhero costume. Sign reads 'Will work for underdogs'.

"50p or I sing that high bit of Bridge over troubled water"

'Locally Owned and Operated.'

'At the end of the day, I always feel I could have done less!'

Chugger

'I like your suit - just what I need when I ask my boss for a raise!'

'Can't you see I am having lunch!'

Murals.

"Now, do you want to be part of the problem or part of the solution?"

"Genuine ASBOs for sale."

'You gotta love a swing state.'

The End Of My Pen's Ink Supply Is Nea

Can't afford to pay my backup singers.

"Made ya look!"

'There's a bloomin' tree growing out this litter bin!'

The Denouement is Nigh!

Gnome Boys - in da hood!

Street Entertainer