Street Prophecy Mugs

Clifton was the only doomsayer on the street department payroll.

"I'll have dessert first."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Free speech isn't cheap!

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

The Speculators

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

The End is Near.

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

Meet Thy Doom

doom.com

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Doomsday marketing

Protesting man's sign reveals that his credit has run out.

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

Sidewalk the game

"The end of the world is nigh."

Bank

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

'The end is near.'

Mr. Science Times

'...if we ain't got homes why should anyone...'

Parking meter holdup

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

Nostrildamus.

"Ambitions... to be proved wrong."

'According to the Mayan calendar, 2012 will be the end of the world!'

Sign Reads: Loiter At Your Own Risk.