Street Prophecy Follower Mugs

"I'll have dessert first."

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

"Walt Disney on ice."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Free speech isn't cheap!

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Meet Thy Doom

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

Protesting man's sign reveals that his credit has run out.

Doomsday marketing

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

"The end of the world is nigh."

Bank

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

'The end is near.'

Mr. Science Times

'...if we ain't got homes why should anyone...'

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

I Spoke Out On The Issues - Please Help.

Homeless Man: 'So...your Park bench or mine?'

"Three million a year before bonuses."

"I started with nowt and I've still got it."

'I might also mention, that hiring me would be a fulfillment of prophecy.'

Heard you died

Sign Reads: Loiter At Your Own Risk.