Street Prophecy Follower T-Shirts

"I'll have dessert first."

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

"Walt Disney on ice."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Free speech isn't cheap!

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

Protesting man's sign reveals that his credit has run out.

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Doomsday marketing

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

Meet Thy Doom

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

House Arrest in the Age of Coronavirus

Bank

"The end of the world is nigh."

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

'The end is near.'

Mr. Science Times

'...if we ain't got homes why should anyone...'

'I might also mention, that hiring me would be a fulfillment of prophecy.'

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

Homeless Man: 'So...your Park bench or mine?'

I Spoke Out On The Issues - Please Help.

"Three million a year before bonuses."

"I started with nowt and I've still got it."

Sign Reads: Loiter At Your Own Risk.