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The end of the world is at hand: '10... 9... 8... 7...'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

No Immediate Danger

Free speech isn't cheap!

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"I'll have dessert first."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

From Here You Can See Bugger All

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

The Speculators

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

'He may be the Messiah, but he's no Springsteen.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Amongst the rush.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Doomsday marketing

A self-filling prophecy.

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

Protesting man's sign reveals that his credit has run out.

doom.com

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

Meet Thy Doom

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

Miracles on 34th Street.

Stop! Smell the flowers. Resume tearing through your life like a maniac.

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.