'I've been at this for over 30 years now...'
Street Prophet Mugs
Start their day with a nod to urban wisdom—our street prophet mugs combine humor, insight, and bold design for a truly inspiring coffee break.
Protesting man's sign reveals that his credit has run out.
'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'
'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'
"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."
Smiling businessman with rising profits
Free speech isn't cheap!
'I love this street...it's so real man...'
"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."
'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'
"Oh, I can't complain"
'This is why we can't have nice things... '
"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."
'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'
'I think you'll find these projections somewhat exaggerated, but in a good way.'
"Love your feng shui!"
Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.
"I'll have dessert first."
'Here's the improved margins you said you wanted to see this year, Tom.'
"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."
The Speculators
"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."
"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."
"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"
"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"
One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language
"The short term solution is money and the long term solution more money."
'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!
"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."
'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'
Meet Thy Doom
Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!
"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"
"That's our projected sales."
Doomsday marketing
Street Prophet Mugs Collection
Street Prophet Pillows
Decorate with pillows inspired by the street prophet's urban wisdom—artful, witty, and perfect for any creative space.
Street Prophet Prints
Enhance their environment with prints that highlight the street prophet’s unique perspective—bold, inspiring, and artistically crafted.
Street Prophet T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that showcase the bold and witty spirit of street prophets, ideal for expressing their urban creativity.