Street Prophecy Gifts

Clifton was the only doomsayer on the street department payroll.

"I'll have dessert first."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Free speech isn't cheap!

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

The Speculators

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

The End is Near.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

doom.com

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Meet Thy Doom

Doomsday marketing

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

Protesting man's sign reveals that his credit has run out.

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

House Arrest in the Age of Coronavirus

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

Bank

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

Sidewalk the game

"The end of the world is nigh."

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

'The end is near.'

Mr. Science Times

'...if we ain't got homes why should anyone...'

Parking meter holdup

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

Homeless Man: 'So...your Park bench or mine?'

Nostrildamus.