Street Crime Storyteller Mugs

Start their day with a mug that celebrates their storytelling flair. Perfect for those who love to spin gritty street crime tales, our mugs combine humor and urban intrigue.

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"You dropped yer wallet."

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Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning. mockup

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

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'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...' mockup

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

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'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.' mockup

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

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"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

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'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.' mockup

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

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'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.' mockup

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

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The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine. mockup

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

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"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself." mockup

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

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"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved." mockup

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

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Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring. mockup

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

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"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?" mockup

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

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'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.' mockup

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

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Nun confronts mugger.

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"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.'' mockup

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

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"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"

"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?" mockup

"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"

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Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10 mockup

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

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'...Just goes to show you, you can't trust anyone.'

'...Just goes to show you, you can't trust anyone.' mockup

'...Just goes to show you, you can't trust anyone.'

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"It's the terrifying story of a publisher brutally murdered by an author who had his book rejected."

"It's the terrifying story of a publisher brutally murdered by an author who had his book rejected." mockup

"It's the terrifying story of a publisher brutally murdered by an author who had his book rejected."

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Why did the chicken cross the mafia mockup

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

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"I bet you thought that because you'd been castaway for forty years, you'd get off with your six month prison sentence."

"I bet you thought that because you'd been castaway for forty years, you'd get off with your six month prison sentence." mockup

"I bet you thought that because you'd been castaway for forty years, you'd get off with your six month prison sentence."

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'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.' mockup

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

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"I always wondered why they called you detectives, 'gum shoes'."

"I always wondered why they called you detectives, 'gum shoes'." mockup

"I always wondered why they called you detectives, 'gum shoes'."

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"No, wait. What if the cop character is the murderer, and the mobster guy is completely innocent?"

"No, wait. What if the cop character is the murderer, and the mobster guy is completely innocent?" mockup

"No, wait. What if the cop character is the murderer, and the mobster guy is completely innocent?"

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"My defense attorney couldn't shake the witness's identity of me as the perpetrator."

"My defense attorney couldn't shake the witness's identity of me as the perpetrator." mockup

"My defense attorney couldn't shake the witness's identity of me as the perpetrator."

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"And what do you see in this inkblot?" mockup

"And what do you see in this inkblot?"

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'I can't tag him, he keeps his watches there.'

'I can't tag him, he keeps his watches there.' mockup

'I can't tag him, he keeps his watches there.'

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TOO SLOW

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"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'" mockup

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

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A diamond robbery goes wrong when the hook catches the sleeping museum guard's hat

A diamond robbery goes wrong when the hook catches the sleeping museum guard's hat mockup

A diamond robbery goes wrong when the hook catches the sleeping museum guard's hat

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'We're eleven to one. May we borrow the murder weapon?'

'We're eleven to one. May we borrow the murder weapon?' mockup

'We're eleven to one. May we borrow the murder weapon?'

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New to podcasts? Choose a genre!

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Street Crime Storyteller Mugs Collection

Street Crime Storyteller Pillows

Find pillows that bring urban storytelling inspiration into their living space. Perfect for fans of street crime narratives with a sense of humor.

Street Crime Storyteller Prints

Decorate with prints inspired by street crime stories. Unique designs perfect for urban storytellers who love to add a poetic touch to their space.

Street Crime Storyteller T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts designed for street crime storytellers. Showcase their passion with witty and creative urban narrative apparel.