Street Chatter Aficionado Pillows

Yo, Twitchy

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

What a Dog.

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"I keep telling her she should do something with her stupid little online pieces."

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

'I don't let her have her way... she does it without my permission!'

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

"BOL means Barking Out Loud."

A street salesman selling winkles.

'Well, I've got my moto, my bling from E-bay, and Gerald here is my bitch. So everything's fine, you?'

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

"Sorry mate, I'm just off home, but there's an all night dealer down the road."

"Now, do you want to be part of the problem or part of the solution?"

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

'I always thought wine came from half-empty bottles left in the park.'

"Genuine ASBOs for sale."

'Can't you see I am having lunch!'

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

'Locally Owned and Operated.'

parrot can't stand small squawk

Walk/Don't Walk/Laugh

Do you guys understand any of this fantasy league stuff?

'Listen! If it is a secret, don't tell me: I tend to repeat everything out loud over and over again...'

Mime/Will Kill Mime.

'There's a bloomin' tree growing out this litter bin!'

Word up!

7th Monkey Business Conference: 'Thanks, but I don't need the microphone: I'm a howler monkey...'

'...Hi. Just called to say I ate a bag of chips.'