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'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

What a Dog.

"I keep telling her she should do something with her stupid little online pieces."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

'I don't let her have her way... she does it without my permission!'

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

"BOL means Barking Out Loud."

A street salesman selling winkles.

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

'Well, I've got my moto, my bling from E-bay, and Gerald here is my bitch. So everything's fine, you?'

"Sorry mate, I'm just off home, but there's an all night dealer down the road."

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

'Can't you see I am having lunch!'

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

"Now, do you want to be part of the problem or part of the solution?"

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

'I always thought wine came from half-empty bottles left in the park.'

'Locally Owned and Operated.'

"Genuine ASBOs for sale."

parrot can't stand small squawk

Walk/Don't Walk/Laugh

'There's a bloomin' tree growing out this litter bin!'

Mime/Will Kill Mime.

7th Monkey Business Conference: 'Thanks, but I don't need the microphone: I'm a howler monkey...'

Street boy looking after a horse

'What if I am blocking the doorway...It's my shop!'

'Listen! If it is a secret, don't tell me: I tend to repeat everything out loud over and over again...'

The Denouement is Nigh!