Streaming Sorcerer Prints

Binge watching and whinge watching

'Needs salt!'

Computer Expert

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

If Disney was a software company

Hardware and software

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

Windows or Mac?

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

"What a midfield wizard!"

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

"And, um, here you see our prospects for future growth."

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

Witch Online

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

'I don't care WHO started it!'

Mystic's Diary