Streaming Sorcerer Mugs

Binge watching and whinge watching

'Needs salt!'

Computer Expert

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

Hardware and software

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"What a midfield wizard!"

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

"And, um, here you see our prospects for future growth."

Witch Online

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

'I don't care WHO started it!'

Mystic's Diary

Heavenwood