Silicon Sorcerer Mugs

Hardware and software

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

Computer Expert

If Disney was a software company

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Witch's Brew.

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Windows or Mac?

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Maestro

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"What a midfield wizard!"

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

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