Sky Sorcerer Mugs

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Computer Expert

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

Hardware and software

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Witch's Brew.

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

Windows or Mac?

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Maestro

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"What a midfield wizard!"

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

Witch Online

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