Streaming Service Executive Gifts

Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III

Earth wearing Mickey Mouse hat

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

Newspaper suicide.

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

'Hang on a minute...'

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

Rudy Park Enterprises regrets to announce the end to a brief experiment aimed at combining the popular and irrepressible talk show phenomenon Sadie Cohen with a background beat of powerful and thrilling house music. In fact, our ratings soared during our experiment. Revenue shot up 17.5 percent. Advertisers loved it. Our decision to cancel the experiment in no way reflects any error of management. Rather, it was a raging success reflective of our forward thinking management. In the end, though,

"We started losing money right around the time we decided to just lazily remake old movies with the race or gender of the main character switched from the original." "We're burning through cash and we urgently need to course correct and try something different." "So we're going to make fresh stories with new and interesting characters?" "What?" "No."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

TV Situations vacant.

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

Charlie Beck Loves Austin Beutner

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

Comcast Takeover

Hollywood Think Tank

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

'The following government propaganda will be simulcast on all TV and cable networks under relaxed media ownership rules...'

"California has always been too big for its britches."