Streaming Service Executive Gifts

Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III

Earth wearing Mickey Mouse hat

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Newspaper suicide.

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

'Hang on a minute...'

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

TV Situations vacant.

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

"We started losing money right around the time we decided to just lazily remake old movies with the race or gender of the main character switched from the original." "We're burning through cash and we urgently need to course correct and try something different." "So we're going to make fresh stories with new and interesting characters?" "What?" "No."

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

"You know that kid that submitted a screenplay to us on the back of a restaurant menu? I'm passing on it. I like the screenplay, but I hate that restaurant."

News Reporters.

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

'The following government propaganda will be simulcast on all TV and cable networks under relaxed media ownership rules...'

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'