Streaming Fan Prints

"They're binge dating. It's a thing."

"I ask the jury, who among us would not have done the same, if given ready access to a huge vat of cheese and a lives streaming social media feed?"

Starvation Watching

'Maths is fun!'

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

EU

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

Boris Johnson vs Corona

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Boxers vs. Briefs

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"Date night again already?"

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

"I Win!!!"

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."