Streaming Fan Mugs

"They're binge dating. It's a thing."

"I ask the jury, who among us would not have done the same, if given ready access to a huge vat of cheese and a lives streaming social media feed?"

'Maths is fun!'

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

EU

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

Boris Johnson vs Corona

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

Boxers vs. Briefs

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"I Win!!!"

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."