Painting Fan Mugs

Gustav Klimt

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Taking a peek at the audience

bird interprets modern art

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"I'm a monster."

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

About the potter.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Kobe Bryant

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Cooking With Pollock.

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"Does it come with magnets?"

Clown Painting in Museum

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

'Well, Tom, your blood sugar is way too high!'

"Anyone for tennis?"

I told you – people just love cat pictures.

"I told you she'd had some work done."

"Be right with you. I need to take this real quick."

Portrait Gallery

Lion Tamer ?

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'

For sake of patient Doctor Jones tries to temper his personal dislike of mimes.