Cave Painting Fan Mugs

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

Ghill's intellectual arrogance was totally lost on Zogg...

The discovery of asparagus.

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Prehistoric Modern Art

Early cave painters

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Y a un truc bizarre."

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

'Isn't that rather large for a rabbit?'

"This sure makes my job easier."

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

"Just a tad to the left."

"You ordered mammoth again?"

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"If you like his hunting paintings, you'll love his work about gathering."

Moog invented the blog.

"I may not have invented the wheel or discovered fire, but I am the first to comment visually on their impact on our lives."

'It's a knock-knock joke.'

the world's first music critic...

Gift shop tea-towel...

"All these drawings you do that she sticks on the fridge door - what are you getting out of it?"

Gustav Klimt

"I told you ages ago not to use your clay-ons on the walls. I can't get that stuff to come off"

'Now I look like Mummy!'

'It's a vegetarian cave painting.'

Art Gallery

"I adore your place. Did you do it yourselves?"

"Someday, son, because of global warming, all this will be your valuable beachfront estate."