Painting Fan Prints

Gustav Klimt

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Taking a peek at the audience

bird interprets modern art

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I'm a monster."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Kobe Bryant

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

About the potter.

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"Does it come with magnets?"

Clown Painting in Museum

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

'Well, Tom, your blood sugar is way too high!'

"Anyone for tennis?"

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

For sake of patient Doctor Jones tries to temper his personal dislike of mimes.

Lion Tamer ?

"I told you she'd had some work done."

Portrait Gallery

Rep-Tiles.