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"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

"We like your determination to develope a new investment strategy."

"This part we still need to iron out."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

Brainstorm in progress.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

"I'm in my third day of trying to figure out which little square I am."

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

'A good leader can lead them to water, but a great leader can also make them drink.'

"Anything goes today: I want this to be a free and open discussion of my entrenched positions."

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

'Hey! We've never tried a 'pity' strategy before...'

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

"Our sales have come a long way in a short time."

'We can't rely upon pas successes...we have to radically restructure the way we work, change our core values and build form the ground up.'

Cat reading Rommel biography.

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

Thinking outside the box.

Otto von Bismarck

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

"Next?? How should I know what comes next?"

"I worked on an early version of the Cloud. I call it the Fog because it never got off the ground."