Strategist Of The Square Circle T-Shirts

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"Take me to your thought leader."

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

"I'm in advertising. . ."

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

"Timing is everything. I recommend that you act now before the authorities discover I've escaped."

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

World Domination

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

Sidewalk the game

"I'd fire him in a minute, but the old man thinks we need his unique perspective around here."

'Are you sure this is the best strategy to find new customers?'

'Folks, we're just not doing this right.'

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

'OK champ, remember this guy is supposed to have a big left.'