Straight A Superstar T-Shirts

"Yes! Another report card with nothing but A's! I can start tutoring first-graders now!"

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.

Cleaning the Horse

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Dog picturing himself on stage.

"I think that one is a little too honest."

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

Hair Style Menu

''Excellent','excellent','a delight' - for heaven's sake, don't you ever feel like rebelling a bit?'

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

Augmented reality check

'I got an 'A' in abstinence.'

"Yeah, you're the CFO of a global multinational, but to me you'll always be the First National Bank of Dad."

'What do you mean, you were here first?'

Felix decides right then to stop sugar-coating his words.

'Is it legal to try me twice for the same offense?'

"Thank you for coming into the studio tonight, your story is truly a fascinating one, however I've decided our time would be better spent reviewing my meteoric rise to celebrity status within this television network."

"I'm sorry, but I just never know what to do with my hand towels when I get nervous."

"On the plus side, he's a disruptor."

Sit ups.

Drink kills.

Urinanalyst.

Beauty Time

"I'm Jo. Ban Jo."

"You told me never to get high. That's why my grades aren't."

Highlights of the week!

Woman With Hairdryer on Blows Away.

'I'm on a diet at the moment.' - 'No sugar, no alcohol, no meat, no dairy, no wheat, no yeast.' - 'Basically, dinner times now consist of me quietly weeping into a bowl of overpriced weeds.'