Straight A Superstar T-Shirts

"Yes! Another report card with nothing but A's! I can start tutoring first-graders now!"

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.

Cleaning the Horse

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Dog picturing himself on stage.

"I think that one is a little too honest."

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

'Yes, doctor, I sang to her constantly as a baby. Her first words were ‘Gimme Ipod'.'

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

Hair Style Menu

''Excellent','excellent','a delight' - for heaven's sake, don't you ever feel like rebelling a bit?'

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

'I got an 'A' in abstinence.'

"Yeah, you're the CFO of a global multinational, but to me you'll always be the First National Bank of Dad."

Augmented reality check

'What do you mean, you were here first?'

Felix decides right then to stop sugar-coating his words.

"I'm sorry, but I just never know what to do with my hand towels when I get nervous."

'Is it legal to try me twice for the same offense?'

"Thank you for coming into the studio tonight, your story is truly a fascinating one, however I've decided our time would be better spent reviewing my meteoric rise to celebrity status within this television network."

Touch Gig

"On the plus side, he's a disruptor."

Sit ups.

Drink kills.

Urinanalyst.

Beauty Time

"You told me never to get high. That's why my grades aren't."

"I'm Jo. Ban Jo."

Highlights of the week!

Woman With Hairdryer on Blows Away.