Stowaway Spotter Pillows

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

Tiny Visions

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"Look, look … someone wrote unoperable."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"I think the milk's off!"

'Look! There's Santa!'

'Honest, Mom, I was nowhere near it.'

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

'I can't believe they're using my mantra to sell beer.'

Excess Baggage: Forcing your homebody spouse to accompany you on a business trip is generally not a great idea.

'Euston, we have a problem...'

Accident

Used space shuttle

"What the... you brought the wrong bag!"

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"Don't worry, everybody will be expecting an elephant in the room."

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

A subway train waits with people at the tracks.

The End Is Near

Supersonic comic: 'A funny thing happened on the way here...'

"It's about time the network invested in some new rolling stock."

'Two returns please and one single...'