Stowaway Spotter Mugs

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

Tiny Visions

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

"Apparently the will was typed up wrong and UCLA got all your husband's money...and you get his brain!"

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"Look, look … someone wrote unoperable."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

"I think the milk's off!"

'Look! There's Santa!'

'Honest, Mom, I was nowhere near it.'

Getting Closer

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

'I can't believe they're using my mantra to sell beer.'

Excess Baggage: Forcing your homebody spouse to accompany you on a business trip is generally not a great idea.

'Euston, we have a problem...'

Accident

"What the... you brought the wrong bag!"

Used space shuttle

"Don't worry, everybody will be expecting an elephant in the room."

Fruit Bowl

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

A subway train waits with people at the tracks.

'I see live people.'

The End Is Near

Investment Bankers. FBI. FBI Evidence. Hey, is this a typo? It says "accounts deceivable."

'Two returns please and one single...'

"It's about time the network invested in some new rolling stock."