Storytime Scientist T-Shirts

"These beans that Jack planted...can we assume they were genetically modified?"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

The Origins of Everything

'A is for Arse.'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'I'm glad you're reading my night night story. Dad being a tax attorney only reads chapter 11.'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

Parenting Skills Training

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

"Can you read me a bedtime story about ponies, next time?"

Noah's Nark.

"And after the prime rate declined by half a point, the Dow rose by thirty-two, guess what happened to Goose and Fox?"

Grimm's Fairytales - Pee Wit; Luring Villagers into the Lake

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

Old woman who lives in a shoe with sick children.

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

'Once upon a time, in a faraway land with a budget surplus...'

'Where are all these people who lived happily ever after?'

"No offense Dad, but is this available on DVD?"

Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks.