Storytime Scientist Prints

"These beans that Jack planted...can we assume they were genetically modified?"

"Is it that bad?"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

The Origins of Everything

'A is for Arse.'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'I'm glad you're reading my night night story. Dad being a tax attorney only reads chapter 11.'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

"I realise that it shows a lack of maturity .. But I like baby talk."

Parenting Skills Training

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

"Can you read me a bedtime story about ponies, next time?"

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

Noah's Nark.

"And after the prime rate declined by half a point, the Dow rose by thirty-two, guess what happened to Goose and Fox?"

Grimm's Fairytales - Pee Wit; Luring Villagers into the Lake

Sciense. How can biodiversity be decreasing with so many species of Pokemon out there?

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

Old woman who lives in a shoe with sick children.

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

'Once upon a time, in a faraway land with a budget surplus...'

'Where are all these people who lived happily ever after?'

"No offense Dad, but is this available on DVD?"