Storyteller's Cheerleader Gifts

'Here's the first copy. We only printed 1000 copies of your book.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Go team!

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Kirsten Johnson

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

Strive to win!

Reading

Baby Bear.

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Mephistopheles

Gag - a graphic novel

Young Stephen King

"Dear Mom and Dad: Thanks for the happy childhood. You've destroyed any chance I had of becoming a writer."

"I wrote, self-published and remaindered it myself."

Purple Fairy

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

My Prince.

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

Snow white and the aliens.

'Of course, it's your business, but I wouldn't ever start a resume with 'Once upon a time in a land far far away!''

"She then bit into the poison apple, hoping it would fend off the hostile takeover."

Starfish doing the wave.