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"Oh, great. Humble Beginnings."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Airplane food

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

Road signs of Aging

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

"Who wants to go first?"

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

Monster Souvenir

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

Australasia.

Birds talk about flying...we land in the Hudson all the time - no big deal.

'Rumour has it - he upset a 'Witch - doctor' while on holiday in Africa!'

Caravan and Humpback Bridge

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

"Excuse me, I just need to raise my arms and expose my bare stomach within about three-quarters of an inch from your face."

'Rock of Ages'

Signpost for petrol in the Desert

"If we don't find a tree or fire hydrant soon, I'm going to bust."

'Anything to declare?'

"One time, in Lima, Peru, I was nearly squashed by a taxi. So, you see, I understand what it's like. Do you enjoy Jeff Goldblum?" "The horsefly whisperer"