Storyteller Of Life Journeys Pillows

"Oh, great. Humble Beginnings."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Airplane food

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

"Who wants to go first?"

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

Monster Souvenir

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

'Rumour has it - he upset a 'Witch - doctor' while on holiday in Africa!'

Caravan and Humpback Bridge

Birds talk about flying...we land in the Hudson all the time - no big deal.

"Excuse me, I just need to raise my arms and expose my bare stomach within about three-quarters of an inch from your face."

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

Australasia.

Signpost for petrol in the Desert

"How did I find the weather on holiday? Well, I just walked outside and there it was!"

'Anything to declare?'

"One time, in Lima, Peru, I was nearly squashed by a taxi. So, you see, I understand what it's like. Do you enjoy Jeff Goldblum?" "The horsefly whisperer"

"If we don't find a tree or fire hydrant soon, I'm going to bust."