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Anthropomorphic Fiction.

'What zip code are we in now?'

Bookworm Sleepover

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Treasure Island Book.

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Airplane food

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

Christopher Isherwood

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

fairy tales

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

Sun and the Moon step out.

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

"We've never had a Cheshire cat in the surgery before. He's not very happy to be here is he?"

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

" 'And so the crack-whore princess and her pimp lived happily ever after. The end.' O.K., that's it. Lights out."