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Anthropomorphic Fiction.

'What zip code are we in now?'

Bookworm Sleepover

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Treasure Island Book.

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Airplane food

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

fairy tales

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Sun and the Moon step out.

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"We've never had a Cheshire cat in the surgery before. He's not very happy to be here is he?"

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

" 'And so the crack-whore princess and her pimp lived happily ever after. The end.' O.K., that's it. Lights out."