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Little Nell as comforter

A group of Little Red Riding Hoods

"They're fixing the elevator on Monday."

Alice in Wonderland - Who Stole the Tarts?

"And mid-morning we have a lovely break for milk and gingerbread cookies."

Royalty

Recycling a Glass Slipper

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Late night teddy reading

"Feel free to take notes."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Where the wild things were."

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Sleeping Beauty

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Cupid

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."