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'Join me in a Gelato!'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'How fast can you hype?'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The Fourth Little Pig

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

ET Mishap

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Characters jumping out of a book.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

Iris Murdoch

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Isabel Allende

Always a bigger fish.

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

Storm in a magic lamp.

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

Best Seller

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

'It was this big. I swear'