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"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."

Journalists' Hell

Librarian.

"Follow anyone and dig up all you can. I need material for my next novel."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Blue Stockings

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

Newspaper suicide.

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

Downloads.

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Addicted to reading

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

Freedom of the press

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Technology and literature

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'