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This is my report on my summer vacation, and that's my script doctor, Murray, who helped me punch it up a bit.

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Characters jumping out of a book.

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

Early accounting scandals.

Ego Increasing School

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

It's a picture book. The words aren't called "subtitles."

"I'm sorry-you tapped into something no one cares about."

"It had an interesting emotional arc and some nice plot twists, but the heroine and subsidiary characters were unconvincing within the historical context."

'I hate these cliche situations!'

"I see a beautiful future ahead for you in the private sector."

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

How to Polish Up Your Resume. Remember, you don't want to polish it to the point you can actually see yourself in it.

'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.'

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.

'Ladies and gentlemen of the press...what is your verdict?'

'TV on the blink?'

Adapt a highway, sponsored by the Screenwriter's Guild.

"Supersize me."

"The gentleman opposite would like to buy you more time."

Cat books

Institute (brain).

'Well, what seems to be the problem?'

'Book within a Book'

The Never Ending Story

"The hardest thing about giving up a life of crime is getting used to relazing at home with a good book."

"Sometimes you just option it because your gut tells you this is a book that has to be butchered."

"Here at Pharmacorp we are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience."

A Journey Pop-up Version.

"I remember when I realized I was getting older. I was in bed, reading a comic book...and my dad came in and said...'Grow up! You're not a child anymore!'"

"Gracie, I don't think you can read a book for your school talent show."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Red Queen.

Rapunzel Experiments With Gender Presentation

Vinnie's Tanning Salon.