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'I'm flattered by your imitation, unless you just want to be taller than me.'

'Carlisle, is it true that you've been wearing elevator shoes?'

'Well, what seems to be the problem?'

"There's not a lot I can do for you, Mr. Wilkinson, except maybe to suggest trying built up shoes."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

Ego Increasing School

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

How to Polish Up Your Resume. Remember, you don't want to polish it to the point you can actually see yourself in it.

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Son measuring his father against the wall.

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

"Breast implants, filler and botox for your missus doesn't fulfill our home improvements criteria."

Man on stilts on a date.

HOLLYPLASTIC

"Stock photo, right?"

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

Say hello to Myrna Dinsdale. Myrna finally had one face-lift too many.

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

Brenda tests to see if Karl can truly handle the low points of living together.

Test dummies holding 'Kama Sutra For Dummies' manual.

"The gentleman opposite would like to buy you more time."

'You just grew three inches.'

"Supersize me."

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

Medical Silicon Paste.

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

Rhonda was over the moon with the results of her first-ever face-lift.