Story Enhancer Mugs

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Characters jumping out of a book.

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

Early accounting scandals.

Ego Increasing School

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

"I'm sorry-you tapped into something no one cares about."

"I see a beautiful future ahead for you in the private sector."

"It had an interesting emotional arc and some nice plot twists, but the heroine and subsidiary characters were unconvincing within the historical context."

'I hate these cliche situations!'

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.'

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.

'Ladies and gentlemen of the press...what is your verdict?'

"The gentleman opposite would like to buy you more time."

'TV on the blink?'

"Supersize me."

Adapt a highway, sponsored by the Screenwriter's Guild.

Cat books

'Book within a Book'

"Sometimes you just option it because your gut tells you this is a book that has to be butchered."

'Well, what seems to be the problem?'

"The hardest thing about giving up a life of crime is getting used to relazing at home with a good book."

Institute (brain).

The Never Ending Story

"Here at Pharmacorp we are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience."

Botox injections

"I remember when I realized I was getting older. I was in bed, reading a comic book...and my dad came in and said...'Grow up! You're not a child anymore!'"

A Journey Pop-up Version.

"Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you no longer own him."

Rapunzel Experiments With Gender Presentation

"Gracie, I don't think you can read a book for your school talent show."

Sex Shop