Stork Stockers Prints

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

Bug hanging up stockings

A centipede's Christmas stockings

Maternity Hospital

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

Christmas Cow.

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

Pregnancy

'I don't really believe in Santa Claus anymore, but I don't want to disillusion my parents.'

'Kid, would you please keep your head down! I can't see where I'm going...'

Male and female loves.

'Congratulations, it's a boy!'

Man hangs Christmas stocking on tree.

"I can't get these new codes straight!"

'Blast these cuts!'

Santa Claus

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supearvisor's uniform!'

Pediatric Unit - Portraint of founder - A Stork

Santa Claus Hanging in Stocking

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

'I'm sorry dear. It must have shrunk in the wash.'

Stork delivers baby.

"We're drawing down our inventory since it can't seem to tear itself away."

"I told 'em it was a crazy idea to bring in a 'returns policy'."

"I like it when Mr. Rod speaks in Spanish...it usually means he's just done all our work for us."

"This is the worst job in the whole, entire world! You know, I can't see how anybody would ever want this job."

"So which HMO do you plan to join?"

'Got anything past its expiration date?'

Have you hung up your stocking?

'We may run out of toys. Will you accept stocks and bonds.'

Children's Late Night Vigil for Santa Claus