Stonework Sniper Pillows

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Rock - see you in a million years!

Pyramid catflap...

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

"This must be Easter Island!"

"I'm sorry, but refusing to use an Oxford comma isn't really grounds for divorce."

"I know you're territorial, but you can't growl when someone uses your stapler."

Crazy paving company.

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

Stealth fighter fly over.

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

Cupid hits the shooting range target with arrows

"Sit."

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

"I Love your enthusiasm George, but I don't think the public is ready for festive headstones!"

King: 'I said build me a stone HENGE you FOOL! NOT stone HENS!!'

"Building a dry stone wall if you must know!"

Carving a Sculpture.

Sculptor sculpts an easel

Teapot

Caution Falling Rocks

'StoneHENGE?! I thought you said build Stone HENS!!'

'My family's eyes are all blue! You had the camera setting on red out!'

'Congratulations to Sniper Harris on winning Best Floral Arrangement...'

'I am 'hurrying-up'... Rome wasn't built in a day, you know!'

Stonehens.

'So, I understand you were a sniper in the service.'

Stoneage traffic cone

'Hold it! He's been overthrown.'

Military man plays music as a sniper rifle.

"Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering."

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'