Stonework Sniper Pillows

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Rock - see you in a million years!

Pyramid catflap...

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

"This must be Easter Island!"

"I'm sorry, but refusing to use an Oxford comma isn't really grounds for divorce."

Crazy paving company.

"I know you're territorial, but you can't growl when someone uses your stapler."

Stealth fighter fly over.

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

"I Love your enthusiasm George, but I don't think the public is ready for festive headstones!"

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

"Sit."

King: 'I said build me a stone HENGE you FOOL! NOT stone HENS!!'

"Building a dry stone wall if you must know!"

Caution Falling Rocks

Sculptor sculpts an easel

Teapot

'StoneHENGE?! I thought you said build Stone HENS!!'

Carving a Sculpture.

'I am 'hurrying-up'... Rome wasn't built in a day, you know!'

Stonehens.

'So, I understand you were a sniper in the service.'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering."

Military man plays music as a sniper rifle.

'Hold it! He's been overthrown.'

Stoneage traffic cone

"He's angry about getting old."