Snapshot Sniper Pillows

'That's helluva nice trophy, Al.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

My First Camera

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

The Desert Island Package

Say cheese!

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

"I'm sorry, but refusing to use an Oxford comma isn't really grounds for divorce."

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

"It's better digitally enhanced."

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

"ME!!!"

'And here's one of us 20 seconds ago!'

Your Eyesore Here.

"Harold... they know."

'Save or delete...decisions, decisions..it's just like being at work!'

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

Tourist Bus

Louis Daguerre takes a selfie

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

Wildlife photographer.

'Would you mind taking our picture'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

An Easter Island statue with a camera (showing how tourism affects the destinations of the tourists).

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

Military man plays music as a sniper rifle.

'So, I understand you were a sniper in the service.'

'This camera can't take panoramas.'

"Ghah, my thumb is in the picture..."

"Let's try one without smiling."