Snapshot Sniper Prints

'That's helluva nice trophy, Al.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

My First Camera

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

The Desert Island Package

Say cheese!

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

"I'm sorry, but refusing to use an Oxford comma isn't really grounds for divorce."

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

"It's better digitally enhanced."

"ME!!!"

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'And here's one of us 20 seconds ago!'

"Harold... they know."

Your Eyesore Here.

'Save or delete...decisions, decisions..it's just like being at work!'

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

Louis Daguerre takes a selfie

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

Tourist Bus

Wildlife photographer.

'Congratulations to Sniper Harris on winning Best Floral Arrangement...'

'My family's eyes are all blue! You had the camera setting on red out!'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'This camera can't take panoramas.'

An Easter Island statue with a camera (showing how tourism affects the destinations of the tourists).

Military man plays music as a sniper rifle.

"Ghah, my thumb is in the picture..."

'Would you mind taking our picture'

'So, I understand you were a sniper in the service.'

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.