Snapshot Sorcerer Prints

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Hardware and software

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

Witch's Brew.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

Maestro

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

"What a midfield wizard!"

"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

"It's better digitally enhanced."

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

'I don't care WHO started it!'

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

"Bob’s just finishing the last chapter of his unauthorized autobiography."

'. . . but I didn't belong to the union, so a scab stole my job!!'