Snapshot Sorcerer Pillows

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Hardware and software

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

Witch's Brew.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

Maestro

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"What a midfield wizard!"

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

"It's better digitally enhanced."

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

'I don't care WHO started it!'

Quwaket

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

Wildlife photographer.

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

"Bob’s just finishing the last chapter of his unauthorized autobiography."