Stone Chiselers Pillows

Dr I Splittem's advice to fellow archaeologists would be... 'only chip-off a small piece of rock at a time'!

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Caption Contest TK

The Sculptor

Sculptor's chippings

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

Sculpting

Sculptor with falling rocks sign.

Sculptor sculpts an easel

Caution Falling Rocks

Rodin's Block

Pigeon Has Nest in Gargoyle.

"Smile."

The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Sculptor - "Try not to blink."

Meals on Wheels

The First Tattoo

The Perfect Sculpture.

Driveway pavior laying

'I hate Mondays!'

'Tsk!'

Man carving himself out of stone

'I want no inscription.'

"This IS the easy form. The regular one is over there!"

Sculpt-by-numbers kit.

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'