Chisel Enthusiasts Pillows

'Tsk!'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

The Hammer

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

The Sculptor

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

Stranded Woodsman.

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

'It's an old work injury.'

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'Obviously the natives here are sophisticated tool makers.'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'