Stone Chiselers Mugs

You'll never get anywhere as a sculptor, Ernie, until you learn to let the chips fall where they may.

Dr I Splittem's advice to fellow archaeologists would be... 'only chip-off a small piece of rock at a time'!

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Caption Contest TK

The First Cone of Shame.

The Sculptor

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

Sculptor's chippings

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

Sculpting

Sculptor with falling rocks sign.

Sculptor sculpts an easel

Rodin's Block

Caution Falling Rocks

Pigeon Has Nest in Gargoyle.

"Smile."

The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.

Sculptor - "Try not to blink."

The First Tattoo

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

The Perfect Sculpture.

Meals on Wheels

'I hate Mondays!'

Driveway pavior laying

Man carving himself out of stone

'I want no inscription.'

'Tsk!'

"This IS the easy form. The regular one is over there!"

Sculpt-by-numbers kit.