Stone Cutting Pillows

'It's the three masons.'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Rock - see you in a million years!

Early Business Planning

Caption Contest TK

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

Sculptor's chippings

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

Due to rising fuel prices and tired of dodging kickback, Fred tries an alternative method of cutting firewood.

'Let's call it Frisbee...'

Valet parking.

Your Face In Stone

"Guys, hey guys. The general changed his mind. He says he wants it done in cursive!"

Sculptor sculpts an easel

The First Swim Ring

Carving a Sculpture.

Ethelred the Unfinished.

Look Up.

Caution Falling Rocks

Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.

I call it dumb guy punching himself in the the chin.

Pigeon Has Nest in Gargoyle.