Rock Carving Pillows

Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Early Business Planning

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"Harry?... Is that you?"

Caption Contest TK

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

The Sculptor

Punkins

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"It was a botched surgery."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Whittlers Mother

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

"It's a 'selfie.'"

D.C. Halloween

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

Pinochio's Computer

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

'I ran into a whittler.'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood. Greetings.

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

William and Real Estate

'That's not what I meant when I asked you to carve it.'

"We think it had something to do with love."

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.