Stone Age Strategists Gifts

Looking for a gift for a stone age strategist? Our unique collection features witty, prehistoric-themed designs that celebrate strategic minds with a fun, creative twist. Ideal for those fascinated by early humans or strategic thinking, these products bring humor and style into any space. Whether you want a mug for their morning brainstorms or a print to inspire their creative pursuits, you'll find something that resonates with their love of ancient strategizing.

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'The rocks I don't use I send to the grid.'

'The rocks I don't use I send to the grid.' mockup

'The rocks I don't use I send to the grid.'

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"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

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"If you gatherers want anything other than tofu burgers, go and hunt it yourself!"

"If you gatherers want anything other than tofu burgers, go and hunt it yourself!" mockup

"If you gatherers want anything other than tofu burgers, go and hunt it yourself!"

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The first car accident.

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"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating." mockup

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

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"Any questions?"

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Ideas Ahead of their Time

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Those Were The Days

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'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.' mockup

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

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"I think your going to need a business plan."

"I think your going to need a business plan." mockup

"I think your going to need a business plan."

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"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet." mockup

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

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'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.' mockup

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

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'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.' mockup

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

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'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

'What do you mean you can't find the key?' mockup

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

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"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!" mockup

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

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Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight. mockup

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

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'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.' mockup

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

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"This is what I use for social media." mockup

"This is what I use for social media."

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'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?' mockup

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

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'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!' mockup

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

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We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution... mockup

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

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'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

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"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck." mockup

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

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"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe." mockup

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."

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'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!' mockup

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

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"Grog understand supply and demand." mockup

"Grog understand supply and demand."

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'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!' mockup

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

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"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..." mockup

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

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Man discovers the wheel, sort of. mockup

Man discovers the wheel, sort of.

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'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!' mockup

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

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'I was close to a breakthrough when the grant money ran out.'

'I was close to a breakthrough when the grant money ran out.' mockup

'I was close to a breakthrough when the grant money ran out.'

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"I'm waiting for them to work out the bugs first,"

"I'm waiting for them to work out the bugs first," mockup

"I'm waiting for them to work out the bugs first,"

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Battering ram is a giant key to unlock castle doors.

Battering ram is a giant key to unlock castle doors. mockup

Battering ram is a giant key to unlock castle doors.

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'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

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'It's a rock made of plastic.'

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Stone Age Strategists Gifts Collection

Stone Age Strategists Mugs

Explore more witty and prehistoric-inspired mugs perfect for stone age strategists—find your favorite design today.

Stone Age Strategists Pillows

Bring a playful, prehistoric vibe into their space with our stone age strategist pillows—perfect for fans of ancient strategy and clever decor.

Stone Age Strategists Prints

Decorate with humor and history—our stone age strategist prints are a witty addition to any strategic thinker’s home or office.

Stone Age Strategists T-Shirts

Discover a range of clever t-shirts that celebrate strategic minds with a prehistoric twist—browse our collection for humorous, thoughtful designs.